What's your problem? (Sympathetic tone please)

Everyone's got their own problem I guess.

Miss 某某 with her problem of love that cannot be and commitments that are cannot be made.

Mr Fashionable and his expletive-ridden, angsty, witty and (mostly) beautiful discourses about things desirable and things not so desirable, dotted with vivid accounts of his daily occupational struggles, unrequited love, disordered belongings and other routine daily challenges faced by a mortal in mundane existence.

Mrs Tehpeng with the happy problem of how to clothe Junior like "Solomon in all his splendor".

Starsapphire juggling team dynamics.

And for me, the problem of "the lack of peace in royal physique" has been tormenting me for an entire week, with rasping cough and snivelling nostrils and general feelings of ill-disposition throughout, and it shows no signs of abating anytime soon. I'm feeling too weak to even feel p*ssed off with the whole situation.