Celebrity* Bootcamp (5 - 12 Dec 06)

Attendees: 29 老百姓 and 1 celebrity* aka Hong Kong Star Bryan Ng

Lesson No. 1: Don't assume.

Camp Commandant (CC) decides to do a roll call to make sure no one went AWOL

CC: Ok! Number off from the back!

Daddy Desmond: One!

Mummy Alison: Two!

Tiara: ...

Titus: ?

Tiffany: ??

Timothy: ???

Nicholas: ????

Hilary: ?????

Adelina: ??????

Charis: ???????

Jare'el: ????????

Lydia: ?????????

Sherlene: ??????????

The rest: hahahahaha ...

(to be cont'd)

(Nay! I'm not gonna give this entry cliche titles like "Lions Roar!")

But they did, or rather, they looked more lively than I last saw them. More speed, more composure, more finesse, and whatever adjectives you use to describe football teams ...

And our kawan kawans from the land of a thousand smiles aren't smiling tonight!

But anyway, good job Lions! Keep it up and we might win it again!

Heir Apparent

The iPhone

Rude and Inconsiderate

Just saw the commecial for the new Channwl 5 show "Arena". In the commerical, a poor guy was trying to find a seat after buying his breakfast. He finally saw a table with a packet of tissue on it. He promptly sat down and was about to start eating when a Kan Cheong Auntie came over.

Kan Cheong Auntie 1: Hey! I already reserved this table. Can't you see the packet of tissue on the table?

Poor guy: Who said you could reserve the table with a packet of tissue?

A second Kan Cheong Auntie came over to kaypoh.

Kan Cheong Auntie 2: Yes, that's common knowledge. Don't you know?

Poor guy: I've never heard of that. Its inconsiderate and rude!

Well said, man! Well said! Kan Cheong Aunties be warned!