Ultra-Sound Scan

Sales Director: If I not around already on Thursday you guys carry on with the meeting.

Parrot: (pointing at her pregnant belly) you tell ... erm ... is he or her?

Sales Director: (smiles) her.

Parrot: you tell her to tahan ok, don't so fast come out. Come out after Friday ...

Ah ... the wonders of modern technology. At least i don't have to call the baby "it".

Comic Relief

I don't mean to be disrespectful but this line from a movie review of 881 is fabulously funny.

"881 is told through the eyes and viewpoint of Guan Yin (local television heartthrob Qi Yu Wu), a mute who spends his free time playing with his cock ..."

Read full review here.

Sorieeeeeeeeeee

It was meant to be a friendly gesture, a pleasant surprise. Little did I know that it would cause much distress.

I am truly apologetic.

Sense of Humour

My friend, despite his angst and expletives, is full of humour. This is the title for one of his blog entries:

"Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"

tsk, tsk, tsk ... such subtle temptations ...